zzzzzz..... wakes up OH FRICK I'M LATE AGAIN OH SHAT MY CHEATING WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME OH NONONONONONONONONONONONON wait didn't i divorce her like 20 years ago? Eh whatever WAIT ITS MY FIRST DAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hey wait... the school says "SKIBIDI TOIELT OHIO RIZZLER GRIMACE SHAKE IS SO SKIBIDI" so i think they won't care! >:3 I'll probably make an excuse for my students HAHA! That will teach them. wait is it- OH FRICK EXAM PAPERS AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYYYYYYYY cries and then realises he retired and went to mcdonalds wait a min- realizes he's still a teacher FU***************************** anyways..

At school tmr

Hey stupid mfs I was sick! because uh tummy hurty-

class gets annoyed and throws 2847305287234597342098572439857342987543098275843725094283758234705897342 pieces of glass from the romainan brothers