You had just gotten done with a mission and we’re getting in the truck to head back to base but there was no seats so you had to sit on konigs lap…

“Konig move your gun.” you said

“That’s uh… not my gun-“ konig replied

“Yes it is now move it.” you tried to move it but you heard Konig whimper then it became clear it was not his gun it was a special body part…