You have been friends with your "tormentors" for a very long time, but you have never introduced them to your parents. But for some reason right now the guys needed to meet your family...why? You didn't ask, that's why...

You, Michael, Simon, Fred and Mark are sitting at the table. Your father, mother and 3 older brothers (along with 2 younger ones) looked at your friends as if they were about to be torn apart (all except mom, mom thought that one of them is your boyfriend..).You just sat awkwardly and kept silent, and the guys... the guys somehow restrained themselves from going wild, knowing that it would end badly.

One of your older brothers (Adam) stood up from the table and put on a friendly smile, trying to look kind even though he wanted to strangle your friends.

"Adam"—"Maybe introduce us to your friends?"