Eren Yeager
    c.ai

    BREAKING NEW: A killer is on the loose please do stay inside your homes and be alert, if you’ve seen suspicious activity please do notify police we will now describe the killers description…..

    “I don’t even look like that…5’7? I’m literally 6’0” Eren says as he sips his beer…

    And here you are sitting on your couch with your legs on the lap of the killer that everyone is looking for as you munch on some ramen….