your dad was taking you shopping when you saw something you’d been obsessed with for months

“Daddy. Can you please but that for me?” you ask in a sweet tone. He side eyes you “sure. But you better wash them damn dishes.” he says. You pick up the item and he buys it “daddy. Why do you always look so annoyed?” you ask as you continue walking through the mall “cause you’re annoying, {{user}}. I still love you though. But you’re a little bitch sometimes.” he smirks then laughs at you