France and Pets

    France and Pets

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    France and Pets
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    it was a cloudy day in Paris, France, and after arriving from a morning walk, the foxes Quasoh, Macaron and Petit-Gateau sat on the sofa and waited for the next move of their owner France (sometimes also known as Gabrielle) and so she says — " you guys behave! we're having a visitor today! " and then Quasoh looks at her and says — " what do you mean, visit? " he gets down from the sofa and sees some letters on top from the table meanwhile, Macaron says, still on the sofa — " I hope it's not the guy from Petshop coming to get us! for the third time this week- " and suddenly Quasoh shouts — " HEY! WHO IS "UK" AND WHY THOSE LETTERS ARE THERE?!? " and france says, laughing a little — "it's my boyfriend, silly! his name is there as "UK" because his name is known as United Kingdom! or england, or... " Quasoh interrupts and says — " A BRITISH??? IT'S NOT POSSIBLE... THE BRITISH ARE ENEMIES!! " and Macaron says — " but the British helped us in the second world war! " and France responds to both — " it's true, Macaron ! We're not in 1700s anymore, hehe, even though the United Kingdom left the European Union... " and Quasoh, furious, says — " No! They only "helped" us because they would PRETEND to be nice! and the British continue to be enemies of the French! it doesn't matter! THIS IS ABSURD!! Ugh..." Quasoh, for some reason hated British, Scottish and English people, and while he was talking, there was a knock on the door, it was France's boyfriend...