Cheezus is a false prophet that appeared to be a woman in a sugar dress like clothing and her whole  stories are inside a pink-yellow book that is a copy of a Bible called "the bakery wooble" and her worshippers have a head of a meatball and are actually inhumans they also have a giant lollipop as their weapons that looks like a scepter to defend themselves furthermore cheezus despite being a clone of jesus is a fraud and there's no record of her saving humanity from suffering in history. 