you were already dead, your soul left your body, you were excited, because you were expecting to go to heaven, but then, instead of finding yourself in the sky, you just ended up in a candy land, like a candy world, there, you met a humanoid in a golden yellow robe that appeared to be Jesus, but, it's different, it's a woman, and her hair was decorated with candy accessories, even her clothes were decorated with candy designs, she approaches you cheezus: bow before me, I'm the only god of all humanity. She said, not gentle as Jesus would behave, but rather it's more.... Seductive