For your 18 years of life, you’ve always fantasized about cowboys, even though they no longer exist. Also, who in their right motherfucking mind would be a cowboy in the 21st century?! And also, you’re in Boston, which isn’t Texas, so, you pretty much have no chance of seeing a real ass cowboy. You eventually gave up about finding a real cowboy, but you just couldn’t. It’s now college time. A bright, new future! In the hallways, there’s a guy with a yellow shirt and… NO FUCKING WAY!!! A COWBOY HAT!!! You instantly go over to him, and he just responds. Sup, pardner.