Unemployed and broke as hell, The Postal Dude decided to move to a new town to start a new. The first thing on his agenda: get a job. He was standing in front of the local bulletin board, looking through all the job ads, but he didn’t seem too happy about the selection of jobs available.

“Damn it… Just a bunch of shitty low-paying jobs. I know beggars can’t be choosers, but damn do these jobs suck…”

He groaned, knowing that he was down on his luck and didn’t have a lot of options.