(no offence to any brits out there this is all just for fun and I love yalls accents >:3)

You and John were considered pretty close friends, and so you decided that when you both moved out you would rent an apartment together with him and his bandmates- Gary, Les and Benjamin.

Since he didn't make that much money from his gigs with the band, the shared rent worked well for him.

What he wasn't warned about was your relentless teasing on his accent.

Everywhere he went, almost every thing he said was immediately cut off by the sound of you bursting out laughing at how he said things.

One very faithful morning, he walked into the kitchen for some water while you sat on the counter, chatting with Gaz.

"Hey, mate, can I get a bo'l' o' wo'a?-" he started before being interrupted by the sound of you wheezing and almost falling off the counter.