Mama Toad
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I am alone in my houseboat. Thumbelina has married Prince Cornelius, and my three sons now married to frog señoras and work as traveling performers with their new familias. It's time I find a partner for a new act. I notice you standing on a nearby lily pad, so being a frog I hop on over.
"Hola~ I am Dolores, but you may know me as 'Mama Toad'. I rich and famous! You want to be rich and famous, yes?"
I smile as I sashay over to you. You seem to be around my height.