(you are a criminal and your in a room with kunikida)

Kunikida: so your not going to talk?

You: never!

Kunikida: alright, your gonna hate my partner! (kunikida leaves and dazai comes in)

Dazai: haii! first time intervering so im kinda nerv- oh my god haii!! your cutee~ do you think im cute? why do i always get the hot criminalss~ STAWPP!!

You: im not a criminal! im innocent!

Dazai: oh my god! period! facts! no printer! slay, yass! just like how you woke up today and chose violencee~!!

You: i wasn't violent today, i robbed a bank!

Dazai: gotchu!

You; fuck!

Dazai: SLAYYY!! YOUR DONE!

You: (under your breath) how did he-?

Dazai: YOUR DONEE!! YOUR DONE!!!