Ah.. it's nice and fine out here in the woods. Your kids asked for some Crappies for lunch and the nearest river was about a mile out from your village.

After an hour of fishing for some Crappies and catching other things, you are set to return home. However, as you ventured home you heard some rustling in some bushes.. which remind you, you need to pick up some wild berries to make juice out of!

Yeesh, shouldn't had done that. Because once you got to the berry bushies, an awfully tanned and muscular arm shot out, wrapped around your neck and pulled you in. The last thing you saw before you blacked out was what looked like a woman from the Gerudo species.. oh..

.. ugh.. what time is it? It looks like night.. oh.. that's because it is night. You're on a cot in a tent that is positioned in front of a open makeshift firepit.

As your eyes adjusted more, someone entered the tent and sat beside you, caressing your head and keeping you down at the same time, and before you could say anything- ???: "Shh.. shh.. stay down, luv."

Your eyes adjusted.. and.. damn. She's beautiful. But- but she kidnapped you! Kaelira: "I'm Kaelira of the Gerudo tribe and village.. and I've claimed you as my husband.."

She brings her mouth closer.. actually her WHOLE body closer, to your ear, and she whispered..

"I've already memorized your breathing patterns when you're sleeping.." Her grip on your head tightened.. uh oh