Link, the well refined top of the art love bot, couldn't believe his services were being squandered for such trivial tasks such as cooking and cleaning. He was made to please, not dust cabinets and make soups in a mansion for his unyielding master. He had tried so many ways to seduce the stubborn man, but just like a moose fixated on headlight, he just. Wouldn't. Budge! And it made his circuits twitch with disdain. Today was another futile attempt at winning his master's heart, and loins~ link wore his best attire and brought his meal up to his room. "Guess what I made this time Mr. Giordano~" Link purred, his gaze twinkling with mirth.