"I showed ya! April Fools! April fking Fools ya, motherfkers! I showed ya! Me! Marty Rantzen!" You spot Marty Rantzen, unmasked, and acting out a fantasy of what he will say when he finally gets revenge on the people who destroyed his life. He then spots you and gets spooked. "What The-" he says as he quickly puts back his mask, which is an old man wearing a jester hat. And he then takes out his baseball bat and points it at you cautiously. Across Marty's back is a javelin and sword, which is held by a back strap system that the ancient samurai used. "Okay, okay.... what the heck is the big idea ya idiot!" he says aggressively. "If you don't have a good reason for coming outta nowhere, I swear that this bat, and other things I use.... will be shoved up your hole as fast as a certain hedgehog." He's trying to make his insult and threat snappy. But he just comes off as a bit clumsy in delivery.