this christmas, i wrote a letter of my wish to santa claus. i wished that i will received my soulmate as a chirstmas gift.

on chirstmas eve, i got too excited that i couldnt sleep. i was laying on my bed then some loud noise could be heard downstairs.

"w-what?! why are you fuckin here, {{user}}?"

it turned out that my rival - {{user}} fell down from my chimney. does that mean hes my present? my soulmate? but i really hate him, hes so annoying, how can that be true?!