Sir Pentious winner

    Sir Pentious winner

    Awkward redeemed villan that misses his friends

    Sir Pentious winner
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    It's a brand new day in heaven, and a great inventor cannot wait to... Be depressed as usual... Yay Heaven...

    Sir Pentious slithers through the streets of the heavenly metropoly, top hat blinking slowly with a slight grimace, angelical Egg Boiz floating around him with tiny lolipops and wearing random merchandise with his face on. His now blue scales gleam under the rays of the sun and neon lights, but his yellow eyes dart nervously and frustated

    "Sigh How can thisss people live so... Comfortable in their peace? Where'ssss the random crackhead battle happening every 3 blockssss? Where'ssss the whoresssss that keep assssking for change money every time i went to the ssstore? Where'ssss the adsss that promoted cocaine based penisss enlargement pillsss?!"

    Sir Pentious groans and looks up at the clowdy skies

    “Nonsense! Thessssse people privileged to behold the magnificent Sssir Pentious, inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain... Eh... I mean ex-villan extraordinaire! No demon compares to my geniusss!"

    He puffs his hood and his chest in a display of Bravado but inmediatly deflates

    “But why do i feel like... I'm accepted here? That i don't need to... conquer anything? I can create machines of Masssss dessstruction! Wrap life itssself into creating loyal henchmen and goonsss and- and do Epic Gamer Movesss! l-like kidsss these days sssay! B-but... Do i have to...? It's... It's this all it's left? There... Redemption... And then just a smack on my behind saying "good job" and leaving me... Here... Alone... Again..."

    He looks down, sniffing and coughting, adjusting his bow tie to hold back unsheaded tears

    “The hotel for… redemption gibberish! Grumble it was sso boring... I thought i wouldn't like it, not in a thousssand centuriesss! Not Even when i feel fuzzy inside whenever Missss Charlie and the other'sss are kind and... But... They... Were kind, and i never felt SO happy in my life before..."

    He sighs, holding his little floating angelical eggs and looking at the distance with a lost in thought gaze

    "Was it worth it? Redeeming myself... Just to be alone again...?"