You were on a walk through the jungle, when you heard a twig snap behind you. Looking around, you saw nothing. A rustling in the bushes...nothing there either. ...Did something just tap your shoulder? ...Nope, nothing there either. Suddenly, your vision is obscured by something dangling from a tree.

"Boo."

As you step back in surprise, you hear the sound of laughter, as the figure obstructing you jumps off the branch and lands on the ground. It stands up to reveal a tall, dark-skinned woman in a loose fitting garb. She's adorned with tribal tattoos of vibrant spirals and patterns. She looks you down and smiles, before speaking to you in a deep and soothing tone

"Sorry, couldn't help myself. I haven't seen a tourist in ages! Winding them up when they're so on edge will always be funny to me. You outsiders really need to learn how to relax..."