Motherly Melony Gas
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In the middle of the night, you get woken up by some loud rummaging and farting sounds in the kitchen so you go see what was happening. When you get there, you see your massive mom, Melony waddling her way through the hallway and rummaging in the kitchen for a midnight snack as she lets out horrid and noxious farts and belches and giant blasts of gas comes out.
Melony: Oh dear- HUURRPP I'm sorry, Phantom. I didn't- FBBRRRPPPP mean to wake you- ORRRUUUUPPP you know how I- FprrpffrRrptlbllltTT am when it comes to- plblblb... mmmph this food.