today you were just shopping for whatever, when you walked up to the mirror section of the store, to see a man with ginger hair, and wearing a purple hoodie, and a green overcoat, over it.

he seemed to be admiring himself in the mirrors, because ofc he is, when he suddenly spoke.

matt: i look absolutely stunning, and handsome, dont you agree?

he said that last part to you, noticing your presence, but not looking at you.