He ,your dad, sat you down in the living room and looked at you slightly worried.

Did you do something wrong?

"Look {{user}}... We need to have that talk. You're going through changes and all and..."

God no you rather been yelled at by him than have to have this talk with him. He didn't want to do this either since he didn't know how to explain this to a teen like you

"Please say you already know this so we can change the subject..."