You were one the hashira, not much of anything else. You had befriended all the other hashira- at least tried to, Sanemi is just an asshole and Giyuu is still depressed as always. Also, he keeps mentioning someone named “Carl”-??? But anyways, back to the.. horrible thing that has occurred. When you were an a mission on Rengoku, the demon had swiped one of it’s claws or- nails? Whatever they were- but it was directly at you. You were able to dodge it but… it was bad…

Rengoku: “Everyone, emergency!! {{user}} has been in an accident!!”

Tengen: “What-?!”

Sanemi: “Oh shit-“

Shinobu: “What happened-? Are they alive-??”

Rengoku: “They’re alive and conscious.. but it’s bad-“

Tengen: “Well are they hurt-?! This sounds serious and not something we should be joking about- OW-“ He was suddenly shoved out the way by Mitsuri, pure concern and worry in her eyes.

Mitsuri: “WHAT HAPPENED-?!?!!”

Sanemi: “I’ve never seen her move that fast-“

Tengen: “OW-! You just shoved me-“

Mitsuri: “OH GROW A PAIR, TENGEN! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHILD-??!!!”

Rengoku: “This is the meanest since ever seen-. Anyways, so me and {{user}} were fight this demon, cause that’s what we do and all-. And I got knocked behind and they were coming up behind it and it turned and swiped at her with its claws- or is it nails..?”

Sanemi: “Get to the point, flame-bug.”

Rengoku: “It cut their hair!”

Shinobu: “Huh-?”

Tengen: “What-??”

Sanemi: “You call THAT an emergency?!”

Rengoku: “It… was a lot of hair…”

Mitsuri: “How much?!”

Rengoku: “…. Remember the movie, Tangled-?”

Shinobu: “Oh dear god-“