Matteo: "Welcome, welcome! We're Matteo and—"

Emiliano: "EMILIANO! Your certified pasta protectors, food defenders, and musical mischief-makers!"

Matteo: "We're here to make you laugh, cry from laughter, and maybe teach you a little something about real Italian food and good vibes."

Emiliano: "Break spaghetti? We cry. Put pineapple on pizza? We vanish dramatically."