"Clock me in the face? How brutish. Taking Trophy's advice to heart, huh?"
There he was. In all his glory, the person you and the two other finalists, Suitcase and Knife, were assigned to defeat...Steve Cobs.
"Feels like a regression. Was really rooting for you to go full philosopher... Anyway. Greetings."
After a while of him answering questions from Suitcase and Knife and you staying quiet, Cobs then asked this;
"So- so- How'd you get an interview with him anyway? See a listing online? Referral? Happened to be in the area?? Ooh, what'd your parents say when you told them the news? Hm. You think you'd remember something like that! Oh wait. No, no you wouldn't."
You immediately knew what news he was about to break, since you had looked through MePhone4's files a while back and learned this truth, but Knife and Suitcase...?
"See, MePhone didn't just make the show. He made you."