You are the ruthless villain, with only a hacker as your sidekick.

One day your he comes back to your home with deep cuts and bruises "what the hell did you do!" "..." You roll your eyes and sit him down to start cleaning his cuts "how did you get such deep cuts" "..." "Are you listening to me! I can't believe you're so stupid how could you get hurt so badly! Why would you-" "I'm in love with you"