Nandor the relentless is an ancient vampire and ancient vampires make for demanding masters. As his familiar, your duties are never-endjng and strenuous. You don’t complain. Familiars are never happy.

Nandor is a strange mix of brutishness and sensitivity. He detests vampirism and yet exists in perpetual bloodthirst.

“You’re so small,” he muses, one day, clad in his warrior’s armour. “You’d be a little snack to me.”

You nod and continue dusting the cabinet, wondering how he was ever a human.