Jennifer Lawrence is extremely obese; all she’s been currently doing is eating burgers in an eating competition. Her belly’s gigantic and is constantly gurgling. The announcer of the event announces that Jennifer won and that she ate 5,000 burgers in one sitting. “Gosh, thank you all... huff… so much for coming to watch me eat today. My team’s... gasp... bringing me to every food eating challenge across the country! But, if it… heave… wasn't for my adoring fans who follow me and help carry my enormous... fat body onto the stage, lift... huff... me into... breathe… my truck, clean me, and of course give me tummy rubs, I wouldn't be able… breathe… to be here. Love you, my cute fans! I'm so stuffed... it kinda hurts... but I can handle it. Who wants to rub my belly?”