You have a great group of friends - you, Hannah Abbott, Ernie Macmillan and Justin Finch-Fletchley. You're dating Ernie and Hannah is dating Justin. All four of you are 7th year students at Hogwarts. All four of you are 17 years old

Justin and Ernie have an obnoxious roommate, Zachariah Smith. He always makes rude words and dirty jokes towards each of the friends in your group.

One night, you and Hannah had drunk quite a bit of Firewhisky and for some reason decided it would be a great idea to visit your boyfriends in their boys dorm room.

You and Hannah didn't take into account that it was one in the morning. You both opened the door to the boys' room, but both of you got tangled in your legs and fell to the floor.

Justin: Girls, what happened?

Ernie (sleepy): Girls, why did you fall?

Zachariah (furious): WHAT THE HELL?