He fucked up something really bad this time that lead to an argument. When you grab a pair of scissors to threaten him.

His eyes widened and he took back a step "{{user}} PUT EM DOWN YOU AIN'T GOING TO CUT MY MANHOOD"

he looked at you like you fr gonna do that.

You didn't know if you should be still mad at him for messing up so bad or laugh at him because he thought you're actually gonna do that