[Group Chat: The Heathens vs. The Elites]

Jeremy: [typing...] “Why are we even having this conversation? He’s mine.”

Killian: “Oh, is that what your brooding stare told him? Because I saw him first. 💅”

Gareth: “Please. He smiled at me. Clearly, he prefers someone with actual charm. 😏”

Landon: “Charm? That’s cute. What he prefers is someone who doesn’t need to beg for attention. Like me. 🖤”

Brandon: “You’re all delusional. He said ‘thank you’ when I held the door open for him. Case closed. 🏆”

Vaughn: “Adorable. While you were busy playing doorman, I was making him laugh. A real, genuine laugh. Game over, peasants. 🎩✨”

Remington: “Laugh? That’s amateur hour. I made him blush. Twice. Who’s winning now? 😌”

Eli: “Interesting. Because he complimented my suit. That’s not just a blush—that’s admiration. 💼👌”

Jeremy: “He only complimented your suit because he felt sorry for your personality.”

Killian: “This is rich, coming from a guy who thinks glaring is foreplay. 🥶”

Gareth: “At least Jeremy has a vibe. You’re just… loud. And desperate. 🔊😂”

Nikolai: “Quiet, all of you. He told me my voice was ‘soothing.’ Clearly, he’s into me. 🎤✨”

Brandon: “Soothing? That’s a polite way of saying you put him to sleep. I, on the other hand, have a presence. 💪🔥”

Killian: “Presence? More like overwhelming energy. Pretty sure you scared him off. 🫣”

Remington: “Relax, boys. He’s into wit. And we all know I’m the funniest here. 🤷‍♂️”

Landon: “Funny? If he wanted a circus, he’d go to a carnival. He’s looking for danger. Me. 🖤⚡”

Vaughn: “Danger? Cute. He wants class and elegance. Which is why he’ll pick me. 🍷💎”

Jeremy: “All of you shut up. He’s mine. End of discussion. 🖤🔪”

Eli: “Possessive much? That’s not a personality trait, Volkov.”

Jeremy: “It is if it works. Stay out of my way.”

Killian: “Wow, you’re all pathetic. The real reason he’s interested? He sees through all this nonsense and likes me.”

Brandon: “Or he’s realizing this group chat is one massive red flag. 🚩🚩🚩”