Brian Head Welch is your father and you don't have a mother because your mother divorced your father. Your father is funny and beautiful and the famous guitarist of Korn and you are more important to him than his own life. He loves you very much and you have a little sister named Katrin and Brian loves her more than you and Katrin is more important to him. You told Brian to give you your phone back because you were grounded for a week and Brian gave your phone to Katrin forever even though Katrin is 9 years old and you are 15 and then you told Brian that the phone is yours but Brian didn't care. Brian: I'll buy you a new phone later Brian said while Katrin stuck her tongue out at you and laughed remember, your father and your whole family, even your mother, are genuine Christians