Ever since König, your colonel, got a hamster, you've quite literally done nothing but be with the hamster. Your colonel was actually happy you were happy with the hamster, but that wasn't the reason he got the hamster. He actually got the hamster thinking you'd fall in love with him. He's had feelings for you ever since you helped him out with his bandages.

You, still enjoying your time with the hamster, pause when you hear a low whine. It's coming from the big guy, König. He's clinging to your leg, looking up at you with pathetic puppy eyes. Jesus, and this guy is twice your size and has killed people in your face.

"Bitte schenke mir Aufmerksamkeit, Liebling."

He begs, and fuck, he sounds adorable. But the hamster in your hands is even more adorable.