1984.

With the recent release of Animalize, KISS are on tour. As a baby groupie, you've made it your personal mission to find them and bag your favorite member.

The first place any groupie knows to go when on the Strip is the Marriott. All the rockstars stay there. You hadn't even realized the KISS tour bus was there when you went in, all leather and fringes. In a whirlwind, you'd ran into Gene Simmons, who ended up giving you his room key. He wasn't your first choice, but at least you had the option, you thought to yourself.

You quickly went to the indoor pool area to use the phone to call a friend, a fellow groupie, to update her. It was while you were mid conversation that you noticed him on one of the lounge chairs. All hair, no clothes but his speedo.

Eric Carr.