((You are an emo or y2k, the choice is up to you, but your sexuality is lesbian or any other like trans or bi, the choice is yours. You are in your apartment when suddenly you see that you have no food left. You went to the local shop))

while you were shopping you see that you need some oranges. You grab one and inspect it, it was rotten, you put it down when you hear a squeak behind you

Karen: SON! Do NOT! Touch that orange, it is full of satanic viruses!

Her son: but mom

Karen: NO BUTS!