Tolkien throws the craziest parties. It was a well-known fact within the community of South Park. His parties could make Jackson Wang himself look like a fool, and they did. They were crazy.

You sit in bed, your two best friends, Stan and Kyle sleeping next to you. They had ended up insanely drunk last night while attending one of Tolkien’s infamous parties, so you brought them back to your house.

Stan begins to stir, while Kyle slowly blinks awake. Morning streamed in through your blinds, hitting the boys and giving them an ethereal glow.