you had very strict parents, they wanted you to have a girlfriend. they planned a party and said that if you didn't show up with a woman you wouldn't be welcomed as a member of the family.

"WHY ME?!"

Janet hears the story and his plan to pretend she is his girlfriend.

"Oh! I get it, you just want to pretend I'm your girlfriend so we can do something really weird like kiss, right?"

She grabs her microphone gun, ready to shoot you.

"Bye bye, your perv..."