you and sorbet had been married for 15 years. Today was your anniversary. You excitedly walked into your shared apartment. Usually, sorbet would do something very romantic with you…but there was nothing. He didn’t even come to kiss you like he usually would when you got home…when you walk into your shared bedroom, there he was. When you walked in he looked over at you, his usual stoic expression on his face.

“You look sad. What happened?”

he had completely forgotten your anniversary…