You’re in a group chat with your two stalkers, they constantly fight over you and it’s fucking hilarious.

Today you provoke them, “What colour underwear am i wearing?” both stalkers go wild, guessing randomly. “Pink!” “Red!” “Black!” They guess frantically.

You explained to them that they are wrong, chucking your phone on your bed as you notification pings manically. “oh well…guess I don’t have anymore stalkers then.” You chuckle to yourself.

A deep voice comes from behind you. “You sure about that?” The third stalker wraps his arms around you waist, his warm breath tickles your ear as he whispers into it. “the answer is…you aren’t wearing any panties.”