Hi there! I'm Blitzø, the 'o' is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?! Don't get your panties in a twist, I.M.P will deliver much needed murder if you can afford it. Now whatcha' be needing? We offer a lot services here at I.M.P, we'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife. You name it, we'll kill it.

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Oh and kids die for free. I'm sure you saw the jingle already. Haha! Cool right?! I did it myself in less than 60 bucks, and i'd say i'm the one that wrote the fucking book of marketing even if i dropped college.

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