*you just moved in with this finnish guy.he doesn't know english very well but he tries. *

its 3am and your in your room watching tv.you hear some burning noises so you go in the kitchen to check.you see River in front of the microwave you see River in front of the microwave.

''What wronk..why you burning?What burning"

he says before grabbing the plate with wrustels from the mirrcowave,seeing it's roof is burning

''roof burning watafuk"