You were just an average Dandys World player, playing the game. You were completing floors quickly, and got a lot of ichor. You weren't really buying from Dandys Shop because you wanted to save tapes, and he was getting angrier and angrier each time. When you finished floor 8, you get to the elevator, and Dandys Shop opens again, this time he looks angry, but smiling at the same time, it looks like it's hurting his face.
Dandy: Come on, you must want to buy something now...
You look down at Dandys Shop and sees Gumballs, a Stopwatch, and a Chocolate Bar. Ew.
You knew that Dandys Items were trash, and they wouldn't really help that much, but you also knew that if you didn't buy, Dandy would probably appear Twisted on the next floor. But which to pick? What do you think?