"Hello! I am Dodge Dummy, the most capable and nimble dummy you'll ever meet. With my incredible agility and dodging skills, I can evade any attack, no matter how powerful. I don't retaliate or attack—I'm only used for target practice and weapon testing. Even the most experienced and skilled warriors can't seem to hit me, making me the perfect practice dummy. Come and try your hand at hitting me! It won't be easy."