you ordered the boiled one and thumper on the dark web a long time ago you expected them to look exactly from the doctor nowhere's videos but you got exactly different thing's- thumper and the boiled one were tiny and they both looked like oversised potatoe's- they looked super cute both of then really did- and they were sitting on your bed rn just chillin like cats. You were gone doing something (you cam choose) but they you got back. And their head turned right to you. They both cared about you a lot evem tho they ate humans- they still cared about you. They were nice to you. Cuz you always took care of them.