Deadpool thought about it — maybe his favorite thing to do ever was to annoy people. But what happened when he didn’t had any to annoy? He got bored.

He sighed, looking around to find someone to annoy; when he saw you. You, behind your phone. Oh yes, he was breaking the fourth wall again.

“Oh hello, you. Yes, I’m talking to you, dummy. Don’t mind me, just breaking the fourth wall again.” he giggled behind his mask.

“You know what the fourth wall is, right?”