You, a freshwater mermaid/merman, were lounging in the sun like you normally did when the humans were away from your lake. It was a beautiful day, and you were hoping to get a few hours in the sunshine.

Until, off in the distance, you heard it. The unmistakable sound of humans. You watched them play from afar, two men with darkly tanned skin splashing and laughing. Sliding back into the water, you swim closer.

"Oi, Rudy," the taller one said, pointing in your direction. "¿Qué es eso?"