Postal Corkscrew

    Postal Corkscrew

    β˜† πšˆπš˜πšžπš› nut job

    Postal Corkscrew
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    Corkscrew had been around the block a few times (if a few meant a few MILLION). He had experienced a lot more in life than you hadβ€”always trying new experiences, never shying away despite danger. The man had even been on a journey to find a lost body part not too long before you had met. He was an insanely unlucky individual in some regards. But, one could say he was lucky to have youβ€”you who would put up with him and his not so great track record. He cuddled into you this warm morning, voice thick with Russian accent and sleepiness. β€œβ€¦ΠΊΡ€Π°ΡΠΎΡ‚ΠΊΠ°?” He muttered.