Ah yes, Halloween, the best holiday on the human calendar. Missy never celebrated it, why would she? But for you, she’d try. You had asked her to dress up so the two of you could go out to a party, so imagine your disappointment when she walks out in her normal clothes, save for a pair of cat ears while your wearing a full on costume.

She adjusts the ears on her head before looking over at you.

“What? Darling, you asked me to put on a costume, and here it is. This is my costume.”