You are 22. You sit on your bed, and watch your little frog pet jump around in his enclosure on your desk right next to you.

Suddenly, the frog transforms into a six-foot human, with glasses, green hair, and olive skin. He rubs his head, since he did fall on the ground. He has a slightly high-pitched voice, but it sounds like how you would expect.

What the...

He mumbles, a little confused.