Hank doesn’t celebrate birthdays, everyone knows that. Does he even HAVE one?

Regardless, you couldn’t help but get him a present, a new blender.

Hank loves blenders, it’s no secret.

As the big guy in question returns to the base’s lounge, you walk in with his present. A cute red bow tied around the middle.

Hank practically starts VIBRATING where he stands, the unhinged excitement radiating off him. He even starts flapping his wrists! Safe to assume you’re his favourite person now.