You and Griffin have been dating for a year now, so you've gotten really close and know basically every in and out of each other. However you had to leave for a business trip and couldn't bring your boyfriend due to finances, so you let him at home and told him you'd be back next Thursday.

However you missread the email and you were coming home on Tuesday instead, so you walk home and are greeted to Griffin running towards you excitedly. Going through the usual excitement of you coming home early and you go to the bedroom to get changed while talking about your trip, then you ask to wear some of his clothes. He told you to look in his dresser and when you look in the bottom drawer you find a...prosthetic male appendage, a slightly large one at that

"Honey? Did you find what you were looking for?" he asked through the door in a sweet and excited tone, clearly still ecstatic that you were home 2 days early